意大利式战争

“二战”时(shí )期(qī )，盟(méng )军要(🐽)实施(📼)安奇(🏽)奥(🐌)登陆计划，迫于对一门叫安奇奥(ào )大炮(🔧)的超级(🆖)武器(qì )(🐉)的忌(jì )惮，要派两(liǎng )个(🥩)精(jīng )锐(ruì )特工去摧毁(huǐ )(⏬)这(🎲)门大(❣)炮，结(♑)果(📼)两个傻(🖲)逼被(bèi )派了去(👑)，最后经过(🎡)一连串搞(gǎo )笑事件(🔲)，阴(🛹)差阳错的最后完成(chéng )(🎿)了(le )任务。　　片(🙁)段一：德国人在(zài )北(🤯)非(fēi )布置(zhì )了(le )一个陷(🚢)阱，准(zhǔn )备了一幅假的(de )防御工事地图让这二(èr )个士兵(㊗)带回去(💻)。他们(📙)却阴差阳错(cuò )的拿走了真的地图，最终赢得了(le )战役。　　片段(🚻)二：他(tā )们(men )化装(👺)成管道(🤳)工潜(🥕)入德军在意大利的司(🌮)令部，给他(tā )们卫生间(jiān )的管(guǎn )道修(xiū )得乱(🚗)七八糟，把将军(🐛)淋(🌹)了个落汤(🥋)鸡。将军(jun1 )去换衣(💹)服，拉开抽(🔈)屉发现一套(🐡)新(xīn )的军服(🔍)，于是洗头洗脸准备换上(👵)新军(jun1 )服的时候(hòu )闭(bì )着眼把脸盆里的脏水(shuǐ )倒(🆙)进抽屉里了(🚡)（柜子旁边有(🎐)一(yī )个废水桶）。那个将军是最主要的一(yī )个配角，很(hěn )有意(yì )思。到(dào )影片结束前1分钟，都(🔮)没有(yǒu )一(🐈)句台(tái )词。最(💕)后说了(le )一句“谢(xiè )谢”。　　片段三：德军(🍾)有(🕵)一门超级(jí )大炮(👆)俯视着联军(🏆)将要登陆的(de )(⛎)海滩。这二个士兵居然化装成希特勒(😻)和(hé )随(suí )(⏭)从(cóng )，去视察大炮，把(👧)大(🐼)炮(pào )炸掉(diào )了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time……